I am Alana Tedesco. 19 years old. I am an Aussie-Italian. I was born, raised & still live in Adelaide. I am a GIHS graduate. I am a Gravity Full Time Dance graduate (waiting for my cert 4). I manhandle fruit & veg for a living. I also teach kids how to dance. I swear like a sailor. I speak broken Italian. My blog has no theme. My sister said my info was too negative so I've changed it... awkies.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?
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My solo so far
So my solo has required me to print out heaps of photos of couples due to the nature of the song. I now have them scattered across my floor as I choreograph. My google and tumblr search history would make you vom… literally. “Cute couple photos” “couples” #cute couples … I mean seriously. Kill yourself. Anyway…
Jess walks into my room and sees all the photos so I explain what I did and the nature of the dance and instead of the response of a normal person which would be “you loser freak. Ew” she said… “omg that’s so cute! I’ll keep them! This is awesome! I wanna make a collage.”
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Of course my sister is a typical white girl.
Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg
holy FUCK watch that video
i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable
I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ
HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.
GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.
LET ME REPEAT THAT.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.
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Maccas adventure part 2 (hiding the evidence)
SISTER: So we're gonna put the rubbish in this bag and this bag in another bag and tie it up and put it in the bin.
Maccas adventures part 1
ME: *almost spills coke in the car on the drive home
SISTER: I hope that spilt on your 'leggings as pants' and not my car.
idgaf... chips all day erryday
ME: Hey, do you want some chips?
SISTER: Dude. It's 9:30 in the morning!
ME: .....
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I’m telling you from experience the more you learn to love yourself the more beautiful you will look on the outside.
Ariana Grande (via nickelodeonkids)
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