I am Alana Tedesco. 19 years old. I am an Aussie-Italian. I was born, raised & still live in Adelaide. I am a GIHS graduate. I am a Gravity Full Time Dance graduate (waiting for my cert 4). I manhandle fruit & veg for a living. I also teach kids how to dance. I swear like a sailor. I speak broken Italian. My blog has no theme. My sister said my info was too negative so I've changed it... awkies.
So my solo has required me to print out heaps of photos of couples due to the nature of the song. I now have them scattered across my floor as I choreograph. My google and tumblr search history would make you vom… literally. “Cute couple photos” “couples” #cute couples … I mean seriously. Kill yourself. Anyway…
Jess walks into my room and sees all the photos so I explain what I did and the nature of the dance and instead of the response of a normal person which would be “you loser freak. Ew” she said… “omg that’s so cute! I’ll keep them! This is awesome! I wanna make a collage.”
Of course my sister is a typical white girl.
SISTER: So we're gonna put the rubbish in this bag and this bag in another bag and tie it up and put it in the bin.
ME: *almost spills coke in the car on the drive home
SISTER: I hope that spilt on your 'leggings as pants' and not my car.
ME: Hey, do you want some chips?
SISTER: Dude. It's 9:30 in the morning!
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